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2021 Tabloids Back Page Race

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NFL 20

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Mets 130
Giants 121.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51

MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
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Rangers 8.5
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NCAA football 4
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Len Dykstra disgrace 1

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Knicks 10
Jets 9
Nets 6
Yankees 5
Mets 3

November Tabloids Back Page Race

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Mets 12.5
Knicks 9
Jets 6
Nets 3
Golf 2
Yankees 1.5
MLB 1
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Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
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Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6

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NCAA football 3.5
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Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1

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NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
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NFL Playoffs 16.5
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

John last night, assessing the inability of our 3-4-5 batters to drive in runs:

Posted by el duque at 7:01 AM

"NOT... GOOD."

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