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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Juan Miranda not freed from coal mine afterall

He's gotta be wondering if Fidel would have given him a better deal.

2 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

Yeah, but they called up Golson again. He was hitting .242 down there. You can never have too many pinch-runners on your bench.

Alphonso said...

Also, according to official records, Miranda isn't 30 yet. They don't want to give them the " Shelly Duncan" treatment until at least 30.

By then, they are a totally wasted asset for everyone.

Of course, by unofficial records, we all know Miranda is already close on to forty years old.