Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Yankees' jellylike collapse tied to Bono's back jelly?

Was U2 frontman Bono secretly cobbling together Yankee victories, while his overmatched spinal disks were turning into Pringle's Newfangleds?

Our current malaise not only comes on the heels of the famed Irish pen's back pains, but it eerily coincides with the herniated disk reported by Alfredo Aceves, critical lugnut to the Yank "pen."

Are they astral twins?

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