Thursday, March 26, 2020

Plague Theater: Watch Utica Club's "Schultz & Dooley" impersonate the stars of Hollywood

Posted by el duque at 2:27 PM



Fun fact: Alphonso once worked as a marketer for Utica Club.

 (Inspired by JM)

8 comments:

Publius said...

Love the shamrock on Dooley. Cutting edge market research. "Who drinks beer? Krauts and Micks, of course!"

March 26, 2020 at 8:55 PM
Humphrey Bogart said...

"In 1985 Pauline Hickeys tits were - THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF"

March 26, 2020 at 10:39 PM
David O. Selznick said...

Clark Gable: "Scarlett, Scarlett, you know i love you Scarlett, i always will"

Vivien Leigh: "Oh Fiddle-dee-dee, if thats true Rhett why were you upstairs having your willy squashed and squeezed between the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys tits"

Clark Gable: "Because as much as i love you Scarlett your tits are not in the same league as hers"

March 26, 2020 at 10:47 PM
Publius (posing as John Marley) said...

Well let me tell you something my Kraut-Mick friend, Johnny Fontaine never gets that picture, it`ll make him a big star, that bastard took the truly incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey away from me and it made me look ludicrous, and a geezer like me cannot afford to be made to look ludicrous. And i dont care what dego, gumba, spik, wop, greaseballs come out of the woodwork, now you get the hell outta here. BTW, if i find a horses head in my bed tonight i`ll sodomize it (as long as it was a mare of course ! ! !).

March 26, 2020 at 11:00 PM
Michael Rennie (The Keeper) said...

The Robot: "Before lifting off i will need time to study the controls, they look very complex"

Zachary Smith: "You`re always making things difficult, this one must be the ignition...there...er...i wonder what that was...er...i think we better leave the spaceship post-haste"

The Robot: "You have inadvertently released all the creatures in the keepers girl-agerie, they will be exiting the spaceship very soon...but dont worry Zachary...there is a silver lining, one of the keepers obsessions was collecting all the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey look-a-likes he could find on every planet he ever visited and they will be exiting the spaceship soon as well, and they`ll all be completely naked...COR...WOW...WEY-HEY...! ! !"

Zachary Smith: "Oh how glorious, once the creatures have dispersed you will then help me to grab as girl-y Pauline Hickeys as possible when they emerge, you will then stand guard over them while i take one at a time and spend an hour tit-fucking each one senseless until i unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those mind-blowingingly unbelievable tits"

The Robot: "Understood Zachary, its just that while i`m standing guard i will be wracked with rage, bitterness, jealously, resent-girl-t and frustration because i would very much like to tit-fuck them all as well, however being a robot i only have a one-inch-willy (including a laughably small steel helmet) and there-fore would not be able to function sexually"

Zachary Smith: "Ha Ha...all the more for me...you sad, pathetic, desperate, one-inch-willied, tin plated fool"

March 26, 2020 at 11:07 PM
JM said...

What the hell happened here? Jeebus H. Christmas.

March 27, 2020 at 9:50 AM
Suzyn's Bitch said...

What's happened here JM is that the site has been invaded by one of the greatest comic geniuses of all-time. We should feel honoured by his presence here, just enjoy the laughs that he'll provide.

March 27, 2020 at 1:53 PM
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