We pull a Killer Kowalski...
We pretend it's driving us mad. Jeter starts holding his ears, as if the sound is causing his brain to shriek. A-Rod shouts for them to stop. Tex walks off first base, unable to concentrate.
That causes them to chant LOUDER. Each Yankee will react. It's driving them crazy. In centerfield, Brett Garder will get down on his knees and plead to stop. It hurts too much.
That will make them chant LOUDER. Now, the Fenway frathouse is full bore, shrieking at the top of their lungs, YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. Little children, grannies, introverted mathematicans -- everybody whipped to a frenzy. They'll win the game by chanting YANKEES SUCK. It's the greatest moment of their lives, helping their team, by shouting YANKEES SUCK louder than they have ever shouted anything before.
Then CC beans Youk.
'51 Yanks solve Mariano, take 2-1 lead over '98ers in G.O.A.T. World Series
"Suzyn, this is about missed opportunities..."
Pauly's baserunning blunder...
Superchief wobbly in fifth...
Pauly's baserunning blunder...
Superchief wobbly in fifth...
Did Torre bring in Mo too early?
Gil McDougald... G.O.A.T. MVP?
Knobby's drive falls short; it's a small ball series!
Knobby's drive falls short; it's a small ball series!
Next up: Eddie Lopat v Orlando Hernandez
THE JUNKMAN V EL DUQUE
THE JUNKMAN V EL DUQUE

Monday, May 10, 2010
Next time Bostoners start chanting, "Yankees suck," here's what we should do...
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I like it. Substitute Joba for CC and it's golden.
Love it!!!
I still chant "1918"
they can't handle it. The complete ironic ignorance is lost on them and they begin to rage and explain things to you as you continue to chant.
Do we HAVE TO wait for their chant to bean Youklis ?
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