'98 Yanks rally to tie All-Time Yankee series with '51 team

Series tied: 2-2
Knobby, Jeet, sparkplugs!
Gil takes El Duque downtown!
In dramatic appearance, Joe D ignites stadium!
Mo flubs lead, then comes through!
Billy fails!
Next up: Vic Raschi v David Cone!
REMATCH!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Next time Bostoners start chanting, "Yankees suck," here's what we should do...

We pull a Killer Kowalski...

We pretend it's driving us mad. Jeter starts holding his ears, as if the sound is causing his brain to shriek. A-Rod shouts for them to stop. Tex walks off first base, unable to concentrate.

That causes them to chant LOUDER. Each Yankee will react. It's driving them crazy. In centerfield, Brett Garder will get down on his knees and plead to stop. It hurts too much.

That will make them chant LOUDER. Now, the Fenway frathouse is full bore, shrieking at the top of their lungs, YANKEES SUCK. YANKEES SUCK. Little children, grannies, introverted mathematicans -- everybody whipped to a frenzy. They'll win the game by chanting YANKEES SUCK. It's the greatest moment of their lives, helping their team, by shouting YANKEES SUCK louder than they have ever shouted anything before.

Then CC beans Youk.

4 comments:

Driven By Sheep said...

I like it. Substitute Joba for CC and it's golden.

Mikegyro said...

Love it!!!

Anonymous said...

I still chant "1918"

they can't handle it. The complete ironic ignorance is lost on them and they begin to rage and explain things to you as you continue to chant.

Anonymous said...

Do we HAVE TO wait for their chant to bean Youklis ?