Friday, April 11, 2008

Chien-Ming: You Are Pardoned

Forgiven for last year.

Excused for Cleveland.

Tonight, he was China. The Redsocks were Tibet. He violated their human rights. And it was magnificent!
Chien-Ming Wang has been named the "Mrs. Fred Thompson Player of the Game."

Congratulations, Chien-Ming Wang.


BernBabyBern said...

I might knock a few years off the sentence for good behavior.

But I wouldn't issue a pardon until he throws a game like last night in October.

Anonymous said...

People are dying in Tibet. This is not funny at all.