Friday, April 18, 2008

We must wait 9 years to get Longoria

The Rays signed Eva, the desperate clubhousewife (and everybody's future hall of somethingorother) until age 31.


We don't want him.

We want them to have him.

After ARod, our 3B will be Brad "Not-Too" Suttle.

1 comment:

michael kei said...

Longoria? Screw. That guy will be the biggest bust since Pavano and Igawa combined.
Better yet, he'll be more of a bust then when me, Michael Kei, continually brings up the issue about Mike Mussina's velocity.