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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Bloomberg-Girardi '08? The Bumper Stickers

From the Yankee Pravda:


Yankees manager Joe Girardi had a surprise guest visitor in his office at U.S. Cellular Field, welcoming in New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg for a
brief, informal chat.


"We talked baseball," Girardi said.



Yeah, right.

And Giambi's the Easter Bunny.

Apparently, Hillary will do anything to sabotage Obama, even seduce an earnest Yankee manager into joining a third party spoiler ticket.

Oh, well... At least they'll have neat campaign stickers...



BLOOMBERG/GIRARDI
Building America's Bridge to Mariano


BLOOMBERG-GIRARDI

SEND IN THE BOMBERS


BLOOMBERG/GIRARDI
MORE JOBS, MORE JOBAS



Bloomberg-Girardi
The Manager's Party




Vote Michael the Blue
(And Girardi, too!)



BLOOMBERG '08
Bring Joe to the Plate



Bloomberg/Girardi
SAFE AT HOME



MIKE AND JOE
No bull, just bullpen.


Bloomberg/Girardi
New York/
New York


Bloomberg! Girardi!
For the USA-Rod.


IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS...

BLOOMBERG-GIRARDI

3 comments:

michael kei said...

Ooooo that last one puts butterflies in my stomach.

Bostowned said...

Hahaha man I love your blog. Thats some funny stuff right there. The first one is my favorite. Allow me to add to it:

Bloomberg/Girardi
For a USA Universe

Bloomberg/Girardi
Because Ted Keneddy is from Boston

Bloomberg/Girardi
A USA-Bomb by USA-Rod

Bloomberg/Girardi
Because its time to get the final out in Iraq.

Bloomberg/Girardi
For lower fuel prices and ERA's

BernBabyBern said...

Yeah, but the problem with that ticket is that Bloomberg has a reputation for being weak on defense ...




Oh, wait, I'm thinking of RON Bloomberg.

... never mind.