The Grim Truth, a poem by John Sterling

Spoken tonight, fifth inning, after Alberto Gonzalez doubles.


The Grim Truth

By J. Sterling

I tell you,
No one,
Absolutely no one,
Can predict baseball.
So when you hear the predictions,
You know,
On the talk shows,
And on the Baseball Tonights
And in the newspapers,
Don't believe a word.
So here's Damon
With two outs
And a runner at second.