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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Edwar Arrives at the Stadium


Famed reliever, Edwar Ramirez, recently got the return call for which he was hoping.

This exclusive shot shows the changeup artist arriving in style at the big ballyard in the Bronx.

Our bullpen can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Have I mentioned his changeup?

Personally, I'll miss this bloke in South Mexico. I'll drink for him and I'll pay the 30 pesos rent on his crib.

I think he'll be coming back.

3 comments:

michael kei said...

Hey tell Edwar he hit the wrong guy last night. Who cares about Inge, go after Pillhead Polanco or Renteria.

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