Monday, May 19, 2008

The All-Time Top Baseball Nicknames That Imply Lousy Sex

Sudden Sam
Rapid Robert
The Little General
The Gerbil
Mr. Cub
Knobby
The Fordham Flash
Goose
The Toy Cannon
Mick the Quick
The Penguin
Squatty
Captain Hook
The Lip
The Vacuum Cleaner
The Human Rain Delay

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Zero"
"The Splendid Splinter"

And depending on how you like to swing:
"Heinie"
"Boof"

Still undecided about the implications of "Three Finger."

Wailin' Suzyn said...

"Oil Can" Boyd

"The Big Hurt"

"The Big Cat"

"Tom Terrific"

Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams

Walter "No Neck" Williams

"Say Hey Kid"

"Goose"

Anonymous said...

On the good side:

"Double Duty"
"wahoo Sam"
"Big Train"
"The Mechanical Man"
"Vlad the Impaler"

Anonymous said...

Did anyone say

Jolting Joe?

Anonymous said...

Nothing touches "The Big Unit" for good sex nicknames.

BernBabyBern said...

Did he just say ...

"Nothing touches 'The Big Unit' "

Stang said...

Bad sex nicknames, Yankee starters division:
"Roger."
"Whitey."
"Boomer."
"El Duque."