Monday, July 27, 2020

Ruh-Ro!

Posted by el duque at 10:40 AM

Fourteen Marlin players and coaches infected. And the Yankees are about to inherit the locker rooms that Miami just used. What could go wrong?


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

YANKS WIN DECIDING GAME AGAINST WORLD CHAMPS ARE DECLARED WINNERS OF THE 2020 SEASON!!!!!!!!


Some Final Stats

Win pct .667
Top of Division
HR champion: Stanton 2
ERA Leader Cole
Wins Leader: Cole

Hicks, Sanchez, Judge, Stanton play entire season injury free!

It was a good year. Bring on the NY Giants. Maybe they can win their opener as well before they shut it down.

Doug K.

July 27, 2020 at 11:02 AM
Anonymous said...

Yes, agreed, perfect time to call the season! Randy Levine can declare NYY champs after epic series win vs Nationals, and the Mets and Red Sox share the mantle of "Worst Team(s) in Baseball." Boston by virtue of losing two-out-of-three to last years worst team Baltimore (since no one remembers the Tigers actually won fewer games); and the Mets due to having the lowest runs differential.

July 27, 2020 at 11:09 AM
JM said...

What a freaking mess.

July 27, 2020 at 11:18 AM
Vampifella said...

Gee, I had said 25 games before the season was killed off. But 3? That was fast. But then again, they'll probably still play though this until someone actually dies around my game prediction of 25. And I'm still sticking with my .550 winning percentage prediction no matter how many they actually do end up playing. ;)

Co-Champs, your Baltimore Orioles! Who'd thunk it!? The 2020 version of the 1994 Expos! And the Rays were due to be in first place some year, meh!

July 27, 2020 at 11:23 AM
ranger_lp said...

The Yankee game in Philly has been postponed...

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/29547211/two-mlb-games-postponed-marlins-outbreak

Season will never finish at this rate...I feel extremely sad...

July 27, 2020 at 11:25 AM
DickAllen said...



And if you had any doubt about who supports The Great Pretender in the white house, you need to look no further than this incident:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2KGm9DgX0c

Welcome to America, land of the free and home of fat stupid white people

And ever mind the stupidity of the MLB owners trying to squeeze a few bucks out of the country. Our Republican brethren who are doing their very best to fuck America. Baseball is done and finished for the year. Who will speak for the American people?

Next stop: The Second Great Depression.

July 27, 2020 at 11:53 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, I don't see how they bring the season back from this. But they will probably try.

July 27, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Anonymous said...

Uh oh, is right. Why not play four straight against the Phillies at Yankee Stadium?

The Hammer of God

July 27, 2020 at 2:44 PM
Anonymous said...

Hammer,

The Phillies players were exposed to the Marlin players.

Even if just one Phillie picked it up it would spread.

You saw the Yankees over the weekend. They were not what you'd call socially distant and the Nats players were hugging each other.

Doug K.


July 27, 2020 at 3:22 PM
Anonymous said...

If they have to outright cancel some games, then that's what they'll have to do. I hope they test everyone everyday. Every other day ain't enough. Temperature checks, checking for symptoms and so on will be necessary. I hope the teams have hired some full time nurses and physician assistants.

The Hammer of God

July 27, 2020 at 6:07 PM
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