Monday, July 27, 2020

Virtual Baseball: Yanks Stomp Sox, as Fans Mock Neil.

The New York Yankee subjected the Boston Red Sox to a good old fashioned stomping, 11-3, behind J.A. Happ in ESPN's Virtual Sunday Night Baseball game tonight.

ESPN virtual analysts Jessica Mendoza and Alex Rodriguez said they had never seen the rivalry look so one-sided, as the Yanks sprayed double after double around Yankee Stadium.  Giancarlo Stanton wound up with two, as well as a home run, while Aaron Judge hit two dingers, and made a terrific, one-handed catch over the wall in right, robbing Rafael Devers of a three-run homer.

As it was, only Xavier Bogaerts' three-run shot to left spoiled Happ's six-inning sheet tonight.  Gary Sanchez and Miguel Andujar also homered for the Yanks.

Rubbing in the one-sided Yankees win, a group of drunken fans seized control of the sound system, and mocking played Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" during the seventh-inning stretch.

"Oh, what sad times are these when drunken ruffians can mock the mellow song stylings and First Family tributes from an open-shirted aristocrat of pop," A-Rod remarked.  "It's only a matter of time before Barry Manilow is hoisted from a lamp post, and Boz Scaggs is scourged in the streets."

Jessica Mendoza thought the real problem might have been the 7th inning beer cut off






4 comments:

JM said...

Not Boz Scaggs, Hoss. Please. Take Abba instead.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, as usual A-Rod was exaggerating.

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