Monday, July 27, 2020

Virtual Baseball: Yanks Stomp Sox, as Fans Mock Neil.

The New York Yankee subjected the Boston Red Sox to a good old fashioned stomping, 11-3, behind J.A. Happ in ESPN's Virtual Sunday Night Baseball game tonight.

ESPN virtual analysts Jessica Mendoza and Alex Rodriguez said they had never seen the rivalry look so one-sided, as the Yanks sprayed double after double around Yankee Stadium.  Giancarlo Stanton wound up with two, as well as a home run, while Aaron Judge hit two dingers, and made a terrific, one-handed catch over the wall in right, robbing Rafael Devers of a three-run homer.

As it was, only Xavier Bogaerts' three-run shot to left spoiled Happ's six-inning sheet tonight.  Gary Sanchez and Miguel Andujar also homered for the Yanks.

Rubbing in the one-sided Yankees win, a group of drunken fans seized control of the sound system, and mocking played Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" during the seventh-inning stretch.

"Oh, what sad times are these when drunken ruffians can mock the mellow song stylings and First Family tributes from an open-shirted aristocrat of pop," A-Rod remarked.  "It's only a matter of time before Barry Manilow is hoisted from a lamp post, and Boz Scaggs is scourged in the streets."

Jessica Mendoza thought the real problem might have been the 7th inning beer cut off


JM said...

Not Boz Scaggs, Hoss. Please. Take Abba instead.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, as usual A-Rod was exaggerating.

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