Saturday, July 27, 2013



16 comments:

SanJoseKid said...

How very kind of the sign-bearing Yankee fan to bring Ben Affleck to the Stadium tonight. Ben may have come from a good family, but there's something just not quite right about that boy.

KD said...

Jorge! do you want to join Duque in rehab? Put down the Johnnie Walker already!!

Jorge Posada, Yankee Great, said...

Hey, man, you'd be depressed and drunk, too, if the Yankees signed a guy with bigger ears than you! Somebody check Lillibridge's ears for PEDs. Nobody's got natural ears like that except maybe Dumbo or Bugs Bunny.

el duque said...

I just learned that we traded Corey Black for Vernon Hafneriano. THEY HAVE RUINED MY VACATION! I SWEAR THEY WILL REGRET RUINING MY VACATION.

Chris Matthews, ace reporter and yankee fan said...

My leg tingles when Duque gets fired up like this!

Mustang said...

Duque, I want 20,000 words Monday morning.

Mikey said...

Vernon Halneriano!! LMAO

Brian Cashman, Yankee GM and amateur lothario said...

Please note, for the record, that El Duque and I agree that Corey Black should not have been traded.

Anonymous said...

You know assholes, this blog has a search function. I searched and found ZERO mention of Corey Black in this blog until you are all suddenly Corey Blacks biggest fans.

I for one cannot miss Corey Black, having never heard of him.

The Universal Virtual IIHIIFIIC Blogger said...

Oh yeah, punk? That's because Corey Black recently had to change his name because he is in the Federal Witness Protection program. Didn't want to disclose that, but you force me to it. Corey's REAL name? Mel Stottlemyre. You've heard of him, right, Mr. Smarty Pants Who Knows How To Use The Search Function?

Anonymous said...

Last comment aside (more of the Corey Black misinformation campaign) I realized after reading about the A-Rod trash can what happened to these mysterious Corey Black blog posts... They were clearly purged under the same operation, code named "I don't know is on third", that has tried to make us forget A-Rod was ever a Yankee. The complete lack of earlier Corey Black blog posts reeks of airbrush fumes, and is a clear signal that the Steinbrenners tentacles reach all the way to Syracuse. You've been hacked, obviously.

Corey Black, aka Mel Stottlemyre said...

Anonymous. Look out your front window. See the two guys in black suits, across the street? Hope you have life insurance. You watched "The Pelican Brief" one too many times.

Edward Snowden, somewhere near Putin's crotch said...

These anonymous posters lack the courage of their convictions.

Super-Hyper-Anonymous said...

That's because we are not safe in a Moscow airport with KGB handlers protecting us. We have NSA drones in holding patterns over our homes. El Duque is on the run. A-Rod is about to be busted. Check it out in Mike Lupica's column:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/lupica-a-rod-lone-wolf-creating-bronx-zoo-2-0-article-1.1410939

Mustang said...

I guarantee, El Duque knew all about Corey Black. To him, the 2013 Yankees are the tip of the iceberg; he's already mad at the 2020 Yankees.

Anonymous said...

Having never appeared on the Daily News Fifth, I have no respect for Mike Lupica.

Speaking of taking the fifth, is there any legal problems for A-rod or just MLB stuff?