(NOTE: Due to nothing working anymore, anywhere, ever, this HoraceClarke66 composition had to be posted by Mustang, but make no mistake: Hoss is the writer.)
You will have to excuse your virtual baseball correspondent, who
found himself trapped near the inner circle of thought, from which he is
hoping to escape soon.
In the meantime,
though, just to put an Altoid on your bated breath, you should know that
the virtual Yankees finished sweeping all four games against the Queens
team this season. For the second time this year, Yankees ace Gerrit
Cole bested Mets hurler Jacob "Hard Luck" deGrom.
Cole
allowed only two hits and struck out 13, but was nicked for a run when
old friend Brett Gardner bounced a pitch off the overhanging, right
field facade now known as the Your Name Here Porch. That 1-0 lead held
up until Giancarlo Stanton, reaching second base in the eighth inning,
managed to steal the Mets signs, and alertly signaled Aaron Judge what
to expect from reliever Edwin Diaz.
"Actually,
it being Diaz, I was expecting a big meatball right across the plate
with no movement," Judge told reporters, "and that's what I got. But it
was very cool that Giancarlo was able to do that. He is truly a man of
knowledge."
Traveling up to the virtual Fens
tonight, though, the Yanks were not so fortunate. James Paxton left all
his maply goodness behind in New York, it seems, as the Sox jumped all
over him in the third, with Rafael Devers hitting a grand slam to cap
the rally.
The Bronx team fell, 7-3, to
Boston ace Eduardo Rodriguez, despite solo homers from Luke Voit, Gary
Sanchez, and Mike Tauchman.
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