Lindsay Lohan? Fall-down dronk,
Johnny Rotten: Eighties ponk,
Travis Hafner: Our man Pronk!
Kim Kardashian: Kanye's bonk,
Paris Hilton: What a skonk!
Oscar winner: Hilary Swonk,
Travis Hafner, New York Yonk.
"A home grown IF of Volpe at 3B, Peraza at SS and Cabrera at 2B would be an impressive return from the farm."—Doug K.
2 comments:
definitely not ronky-donk
Who'd a thonk
Our resident wonk
would pen a poem
about the pronk
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