Thursday, April 11, 2013

Pronk: The Poem

Jesus Christ: You like him? Honk!
Lindsay Lohan? Fall-down dronk, 
Johnny Rotten: Eighties ponk,
Travis Hafner: Our man Pronk!

Kim Kardashian: Kanye's bonk,
Paris Hilton: What a skonk!
Oscar winner: Hilary Swonk,
Travis Hafner, New York Yonk.


Alibi Ike said...

definitely not ronky-donk

Andy Dice Clay said...

Who'd a thonk
Our resident wonk
would pen a poem
about the pronk