IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Pronk: The Poem

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Pronk: The Poem

Posted by el duque at 6:49 AM

Jesus Christ: You like him? Honk!
Lindsay Lohan? Fall-down dronk,
Johnny Rotten: Eighties ponk,
Travis Hafner: Our man Pronk!

Kim Kardashian: Kanye's bonk,
Paris Hilton: What a skonk!
Oscar winner: Hilary Swonk,
Travis Hafner, New York Yonk.

2 comments:

Alibi Ike said...: definitely not ronky-donk; April 11, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Andy Dice Clay said...: Who'd a thonk
Our resident wonk
would pen a poem
about the pronk; April 13, 2013 at 4:37 PM

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