Monday, April 22, 2013

First Five Picks in Our NFL Mock Draft

1. Kansas City Chiefs: "You have something on your chin... no, the third one down."

2. Jacksonville Jaguars: "Come again when you can't stay so long."

3. Oakland Raiders: "I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission."

4. Philadelphia Eagles: "You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, 'Concentrate.'"

5. Detroit Lions: "A million sperm and you were the quickest?"

1 comment:

Tex Message said...

Unrelated, but I agree with the person who said we need a place to contribute tips!

Cano is now being investigated for ties to Biogenesis. Le witch hunt commence.